Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda, but Didn't
Week 1
 
The Ball Busters
Player Played
Pts.
Player Should have Played
Pts.
Diff.
Marchall Faulk, RB (Stl)
2
Emmitt Smith, RB (Ari)
6
4
Tony Gonzalez, Rec (KC)
1
Travis Taylor, Rec (Bal)
9
8
Miami Defense
0
Buffalo Defense
36
36
Total:
48
Big Russ
Player Played
Pts.
Player Should have Played
Pts.
Diff.
Donovan McNabb, QB (Phi)
4
Daunte Culpepper, QB (Min)
23
19
Anthony Thomas, RB (Chi)
1
Olandis Gary, RB (Det)
4
3
Curtis Conway, Rec (NYJ)
2
Muhsin Muhammad, Rec (Car)
7
5
Paul Edinger, K (Chi)
1
John Hall, K (Was)
17
16
Total:
43
St. Zurich Guzzlers
Player Played
Pts.
Player Should have Played
Pts.
Diff.
Aaron Brooks, QB (NO)
13
Brad Johnson, QB (TB)
20
7
Curtis Martin, RB (NYJ)
4
Warrick Dunn, RB (Atl)
10
6
Koren Robinson, Rec (Sea)
11
Joey Galloway, Rec (Dal)
19
8
Adam Vinatieri, K (NE)
0
Jeff Redd, K (Pit)
10
10
New England Defense
4
NY Jets Defense
10
6
Total:
37
         
Long Eared Loungers
Player Played
Pts.
Player Should have Played
Pts.
Diff.
Corey Dillon, RB (Cin)
3
Amos Zereoue, RB (Pit)
11
8
Michael Pittman, RB (TB)
3
Kevin Faulk, RB (NE)
6
3
Marvin Harrison, Rec (Ind)
4
Antonio Bryant, Rec (Dal)
7
3
Sebastian Janikowski, K (Oak)
14
Jason Elam, K (Den)
21
7
Total:
21
         
Trunk Monkeys
Player Played
Pts.
Player Should have Played
Pts.
Diff.
LaDainian Tomlinson, RB (SD)
3
Charlie Garner, RB (Oak)
8
5
Peerless Price, Rec (Atl)
3
Robert Ferguson, Rec (GB)
5
2
Phildelphi Defense
4
Seattle Defense
17
13
Total:
20
         
Fast Eddie's Hired Goons
Player Played
Pts.
Player Should have Played
Pts.
Diff.
Deuce McAllister, RB (NO)
9
Travis Henry, RB (Buf)
19
10
David Boston, Rec (SD)
2
Darrell Jackson, Rec (Sea)
5
3
Green Bay Defense
0
Tennessee Defense
5
5
Total:
18
         
The D.C. Cartel
Player Played
Pts.
Player Should have Played
Pts.
Diff.
Jeremy Shockey, Rec (NYG)
3
Tim Brown, Rec (Oak)
12
9
David Akers, K (Phi)
0
Jason Hanson, K (Det)
6
6
Total:
15
         
The Drunken Punks
Player Played
Pts.
Player Should have Played
Pts.
Diff.
Baltimore Defense
-5
St. Louis Defense
9
14
Total:
14
         
G-Man's Army of Darkness
Player Played
Pts.
Player Should have Played
Pts.
Diff.
Eddie George, RB (Ten)
4
Stacey Mack, RB (Hou)
8
4
Jerry Porter, Rec (Oak)
0
Dennie Northcutt, Rec (Cle)
5
5
Total:
9
         
The Smokin' Bonecrushers
Player Played
Pts.
Player Should have Played
Pts.
Diff.
Rich Gannon, QB (Oak)
22
Jay Fiedler, WB (Mia)
27
5
Jimmy Smith, Rec (Jac)
2
Reggie Wayne, Rec (Ind)
3
1
Total:
6