St. Zurich Guzzlers
Player Played	Pts.	Player Should have Played	Pts.	Diff.
Brad Johnson, QB (TB)	14	Aaron Brooks, QB (NO)	34	20
Curtis Martin, RB (NYJ)	8	Warrick Dunn, RB (Atl)	16	8
Joey Galloway, Rec (Dal)	0	Chad Johnson, Rec (Cin)	21	21
Total:				49
Fast Eddie's Hired Goons
Player Played	Pts.	Player Should have Played	Pts.	Diff.
Matt Hasselbeck, QB (Sea)	13	Jeff Garcia, QB (SF)	22	9
Ahman Green, RB (GB)	8	Travis Henry, RB (Buf)	28	20
David Boston, Rec (SD)	1	Tai Streets, Rec (SF)	9	8
Darrell Jackson, Rec (Sea)	3	Rod Gardner, Rec (Was)	8	5
Total:				42
G-Man's Army of Darkness
Player Played	Pts.	Player Should have Played	Pts.	Diff.
Eddie George, RB (Ten)	5	Shaun Alexander, RB (Sea)	22	17
Troy Hambrick, RB (Dal)	8	Stacey Mack, RB (Hou)	13	5
Derrick Mason, Rec (Ten)	3	Keenan McCardell, Rec (TB)	19	16
Total:				38
The Ball Busters
Player Played	Pts.	Player Should have Played	Pts.	Diff.
Tony Gonzalez, Rec (KC)	8	Travis Taylor, Rec (Bal)	27	19
Miami Defense	4	Buffalo Defense	16	12
Total:				31
Trunk Monkeys
Player Played	Pts.	Player Should have Played	Pts.	Diff.
Brett Favre, QB (GB)	21	Tom Brady, QB (NE)	24	3
Charlie Garner, RB (Oak)	3	Kevan Barloe, RB (SF)	7	4
Peerless Price, Rec (Atl)	3	Josh Reed, Rec (Buf)	16	13
Ryan Longwell, K (GB)	6	John Carney, K (NO)	9	3
Seattle Defense	8	Philadelphia Defense	15	7
Total:				30
Big Russ
Player Played	Pts.	Player Should have Played	Pts.	Diff.
Stephen Davis, RB (Car)	2	Olandis Gary, RB (Det)	3	1
Quincy Morgan, Rec (Cle)	2	Shannon Sharpe, Rec (Den)	7	5
John Hall, K (Was)	1	Paul Edinger, K (Chi)	16	15
Total:				21
Long Eared Loungers
Player Played	Pts.	Player Should have Played	Pts.	Diff.
Ladell Betts, RB (Was)	1	Corey Dillon, RB (Cin)	9	8
Ike Hilliard, Rec (NYG)	1	Javon Walker, Rec (GB)	2	1
Sebastian Janikowski, K (Oak)	4	Jason Elam, K (Den)	12	8
Total:				17
The D.C. Cartel
Player Played	Pts.	Player Should have Played	Pts.	Diff.
Tampa Bay Defense	3	NY Giants Defense	18	15
Total:				15
The Drunken Punks
Player Played	Pts.	Player Should have Played	Pts.	Diff.
Baltimore Defense	-5	St. Louis Defense	5	10
Total:				10
The Smokin' Bonecrushers
Player Played	Pts.	Player Should have Played	Pts.	Diff.
William Green, RB (Cle)	6	Moe Williams, RB (Min)	10	4
Total:				4